Wednesday

Hey! Done something stupid. Almost messed yourself up or did doing a stupid stunt?

When I was a kid, every spring my mom would buy my sister and I these brown
leather sandals. They were the exact same sandals every freaking year. We'd
happily run around in them the entire summer until we literally wore them
out.

So one day when I was about 8 years old I was running around the yard
in my brown leather sandals when the back strap on one of them gave way. I
showed my mom my broken sandal and she told me to go inside and throw them
away. Well, I went inside, but I did not throw them away. I had the bright
idea to cut the back straps off both sandals and continue to wear them as
flip flop type things. I put my "new" flip flops on and walked out onto the
front steps. Now these steps were the metal grating kind and the top step
had started to rust in one corner and was coming loose a little. So, I'm
standing on the top step and I call out to my mom and sis to look at what I
had made. I proceeded to do the prissy girl model pose, turning this way and
that so they could get a good look at my "new kicks." My mom calls out for
me to "come here" so she could see what I had done. I happily tried to skip
down the steps. "Tried" is the operative word here. When I went to step my
shoe caught in the loose rusty piece and I literally did a forward flip head
over heels. I came down face first and slammed my forehead onto our concrete
patio. The neighbor next door was a nurse and she came over to check me out.
She said it looked like a concussion and for my mom to not let me fall
asleep. I had this huge purpley yellow goose egg on my forehead and huge
scabby scratches all down the left side of my face.

The next day was a Saturday and my dad took me with him to do some running around.
Everytime somebody asked him about me he told them that I had gotten into a fight and
that I had won. He would say, "If you think she looks bad, you should see
the kid she beat up." To this day, whenever I see some kid wearing those
damn brown sandals I have a flashback..........

~Michelle K
Jacksonville, Florida
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when I was a freshman in college I came home for a visit and went to my
best friends house. About five am her mom came out in the living room
to see her son givin me oral on her couch, once of the most horrible
things i've gone through, I still can't look her in the eye.

Sup tOdd? I don't know how desperate you are for stupid stunts but you can have this one if ya need some.

So the other night I got out of bed to pee. I did'nt turn any lights on, just straight there and back. When I got back to my very dark room (still in my sleepy stupor) I pulled the move where you just throw your body at your bed, like a Nestea plunge kind of deal. I totally missed my bed by at least a foot and smashed my head against my nightstand. Bad times.

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