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When I was a kid, I played little league baseball. The league was from 9-12, and I was 9 at the time. Because the coach wanted to win, all the big kids played the infield and little kids played the outfield (mainly because about a third of the players could even hit it that far). Anyway, our season was on its last game before the park playoffs. We had already qualified, so our coach let the little kids play the infield, while the older ones played the outfield and first base. Since I was the starting left fielder at the time, the coach let me play third base. I was pretty good for a 9 year old and for about 4 innings everything was cool. But in the 4th inning the big kid on the other team came up. He hit a grounder right at me. I lunged into position, put my glove down, and at the last second it popped up and hit me where it counts. Luckily I was wearing a cup (which I started to wear only two games before) and it bounced only about a foot in front of me. Since he was slow I used my body weight to heave the ball to first base and I got him. But since I had to use my body weight, I basically flopped forward face-first onto the ground. For the next few seconds I blacked out. I was all right after a few minutes on the bench, but my younger teammates were mad at me because the coach made them all go back to the outfield since I got hurt. Man I felt like a sissy. But we won the game and the park playoffs that year, and we finally got the big kid out, so I was all right after the season. Today I'm 19 and when I play (left field, ironically) I always wear a size bigger pants because I cannot count on 2 hands how many times a ball has found its way down there, but that one hurt the most.

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In sixth grade, I was on the school's Basketball team, and at the time I was probably just over 5 feet tall. They had a guy who was 6'2". He looked like he belonged in High School. So at one point in the third quarter, I find myself with the ball, and the big guy is guarding me. I was used to it because my brother was the same height and I played against him a lot. I turned my back towards him, to protect the ball and see where everyone was. I decided i would go to the basket as fast as I could around the guy. So I turned to my right, put the ball in my left hand so it was as far away from him as possible and sprinted to the basket. I made the easy shot, but upon turning around I see the game was stopped, and the big guy was laying on the floor. I guess I elbowed him as I turned around. -- Gasik

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A few years ago, I was playing inline hockey in my drive way to kill a few hours with a friend. We were just shooting the ball around. I took the ball around and skated towards the net. My friend tried to chase me and get me to lose the ball. He stuck his stick through my legs from behind to try and hit my stick. He ended up tripping me, and I fell on his stick while the blade of it was sticking up. Hard to explain but it hurt like hell.
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Gasik

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