WHAT'S HAPPENING!
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Air
Conditioner 2: The Resurrection
Everyone is Against Me Shoving My Broken Air Conditioner Out the Window?
Three
Quickie Annoying Things
Pictures for
the Week
Suspicious
Package Delivery
Mailing
Bomb at the Post Office
Never Nice to Meet You
Fish Oil Suspicion
Pictures for the Week
Dear
Soccer... (+retraction)
Measure Twice, Cut Dunce
The Amazing Energy of the Motivators
Ranty Rave-y Thing About BP
A Swimmer Story
Screw You, Aquafresh Ico-Active
The Bold Carrot Decision
Wimpy
Wonderings About White Wine
Two Product Recommendations
Pictures for the Week!
Two Phone
Realizations
The Happy
Hour Cancellation
The
Sarah Silverman Chicken-Out
Overlong Trip Back Babble
Roscoe's Barking Balance
Stopping to Be Honest and Right
Memories of Action Park
The Trader Joe Divers
The Remote Boat Fiasco
The Easter Egg Devastation
My April Fools Apology Offer
Roscoe's New Start (posted
on April Fools)
Pictures for the Week
The
Candy Store Clerk Experience
Two Lame Rants: One about Cheerios. The Other about
Socks.
The Truth About the iPhone and NYC
Dealing with De-Friendship
New Pen Storage Pocket
Pictures for the Week
Rude Dog Sniff Theory
The Shower Saga Ends!
The Reality of My Recent Distraction
Sometimes
"Good" Things Come in Threes
The
'Everything But' Misunderstanding
Spontaneous Queer Eye
Combustion
Time for
Some New NYC Animals! Dammit!
Wasn't Deaf as a Kid (plus new kicks)
Random
Pictures Mixed with Fire Story
The Secret Messages in Nail Polish
Seriously
Though... What are They Doing About all the Porn?
Goodbye to
Tom Who Watched Over the Flowers
So I Got an iPhone
The Wet
Phone Prayer
Question about Polo and Logos
The
Rockabilly Requirement
The
Geographical Travesty
Dry Cleaner
Disappointment
Welcome to 2010! 50 Resolutions!
The Poop Swoop
Dear Gross
Dude in the Steam Room,
Starbucks Card Free Cosmic Subway Ride
The Reference Number Bust (+ New Warning)
Stuck with a Big Green Ball
Groups
of Teenagers are Always Up to No Good!
The Way
Bad Bad Day (with Happy Ending!)
Pictures for the Week
The Old
Man and the Weird Bone
The Dog
Who Chases Shadows
The Distemper After Shocks
Bitch Woman Vet Story
Preachy Post About Eating Meat
Pictures for the Week
Five Cell Phone Thoughts
What's Been Going On?
Windows 7 and Socks
Reconnecting the Meat Industry
Disconnect
The Jerky Misread
The Holistic Stunner
Let's Talk About Doody! La La La!
The Tie Survivor Blab
Pictures for the Week!
The Rubix Cube Moment
Roscoe Lassied Shower
Situation
Question About Skunkhead
Naked Neighbor at the Y
Expired Bottle and Jar Situation
Boycotting Bad Videos Due to Potential Side
Effects
Babble
About Dated Technology Effects
Three Teacher Tales
Good Deed Gone Bad
Few Thoughts About Kid Stuff
Three Questions for Today
Pictures for the Week
Geeked Out and Dorked Out
Town Crier in the Coffee Shop
Couple Customer Honesty Questions
Bewilderment in the Rain
One Drink with the Whirlwind
'Genius'
Pictures for the Week
New Ball Chair Thingee
The DVD Player Disaster
Gangsta Rapper Sale Fail
20 Reasons Why I Don't Fit in LA
Pictures for the Week
Roscoe's Surf Reality Check
Kite Flight to Upland
The Simple Pleasure of a Busted
Hipster
Roscoe Puked in Staples
The Subway Scammer Sucker
The Organic Peanut Butter Mistake
The Usbek Barber Misunderstanding
Pictures for the Week
Plastic Grumpery
It's Over for Sirius XM
The White Boy's Overstep
Roscoe's Therapy Audition
The Titillating Logic of Finding Car
Keys
Mouse Trap and Release (+ More Rodent
Fun!)
Pictures for the Week!
Common Traits of Broke People
Treating the Likes and Umms
My Scrotum Theory
Temper
Tamping Tampa Calls
The Burger King Crown
Conversation
The Executive Wagon Circles
Pictures for the Week
The Chicken Bone-r
Answered a Fall for Help
A Call for Concern (+apology)
Some Original Misfires
iPhone
Regret Come Full Circle
New Site! New Stuff!
Advantages of Uncle-ing!
Couple Quick Happenings
Roscoe's Bad Week
The New Fancy Phone Gaming
Disappointment
Not Sure About New Underwears
Preppy Practice Party
Whiskey Still the Same
Seven Solid Seconds of Stunning
Stupidity
The Bad Mood Maker
Pictures for the Week
The Tropicana Brand Scam
The Secret Shunned World of Farts
Awkward Conversational Pratfall
Looking for Local
Westminster Dog Show Photos
The Shower Phone Situation
No, I Don't Have a Gun
My Dog is Friggin Spoiled Totally
The Dental Damn
New Shower Curtain Mistake?
Don't Wave Me On, Jerk!
I Guess I Didn't Get the Cargo Pants
Memo?
Peer Pressured into SK8R Gloves
Questioning Disabled Kid Racing
iPhone Rant Killer
Natural Born Squasher
The Scratching in the Ceiling
Pictures for the Week
Top Ten Ways to Fix Corporate
America
Thanks to Y'all for 2008!
Street Bump Surprise
The Lost Days of Robin Hood
Hackers
The Doody Bag Dilemma
Screw Bathmats!
Pictures for the Week
Can I Steal This Bike?
PC vs' Mac: The Final Verdicts
Going All-In on a New Show
The 180 Vista Reversal (+semi-retraction)
Pictures for the Week
The Forever Burn of Phoebe Cates
No Conversation Eraser
In Defense of Vista
The Starvation Diet Flaw
Police Activity Fantasies
An Explosion of Fiber
The Radio Shack Show Stopper
Official: PC for Life
Triple Yogurt Threat
Passive Aggressive Sewing
Hoarding Loved Electronics
Update on Stuff in General and
Stuff
Considering a Polar Plunge
The Power of the Nice
Pictures for the Week
Browser Commitment Phobe
I'm Not an Extra Large!
Sarah Palin is Not "Qualified"
Pictures for the Week
My Owl Pillow Survives and
Thrives
Blinded by the Blind
Hiding XXX in Plain Sight
The Great Couch Hunt (+ Pictures for the
Week)
Dogs Squander Their Superpowers
Smartening Up the Stupid Way
The Semi-Truth about Celebrities and
Charity
Vegas's Last Day
The Split Second of Snub
The Usual Gay Suspect
Pictures for the Week!
Shirt Button Babble + SF Trip!
The Irrational Fear of the Address Label Psycho
Saw Tropic Thunder + Hillybilly Roscoe video!
In Defense of Dining Solo
Brush Your Dog's Toofuses!!!
Where's All My Peanut Butter!!!!?
My New TV Technique
The Bird's Nest Bowl?
What's Up with the No-TV People
The Old F--kin' Answering Machine Story
Roscoe music video! And new Mov-ay Review! And Random
Things! And a New Poll! And Test Yourself!
ABC World News freelance toon...
The Ma-Ho-Ge Summer
The TV Dis-collection
Considering Detoxing It Up
Top Ten Procrastination Things From Yesterday
Wondering About Waxy Swirls and Mini Spices
Blog Bash Beeswax
The Restaurant Party Check
Dark Knight Review
I Didn't Deserve to See Dark Knight Tonight
Summer Blog 2008!
Pictures for the Week
The Case for Taking Mistaken Identity
The Screen Clean Disaster
The Game of Life Has (and Hasn't) Changed
Pictures for the Week! (+ City Idiot in the
Pasture)
Germ Paranoia Babble + Gone for the Week
Sitting with Crazy
Painting A La Mode
My Awesome Garbage Solution
Pictures for the Week
Chicks Are Sex Hypocrites
Sad Pickles Should Be Illegal
Itsy Spider Amazement
I'm NOT Getting a Friggin Cat!
Won!... But Lost?
The 1:5 Ratio
Pictures for the Week
The Poopy Paint Test
Cutters vs' Waiters
Witness Disappointment
I Want My Stick!
I Can't Stand the Beautiful Tree
My Subway Suggestion
The 'Like a Prayer' Effect
Helping Lonely Flyers
The Cure for the Common Cold
The Confused
Punk
Hey Adobe! Fix Stupid Reader!
Ten Random Things I Thought About This
Weekend
The Betrayal at Lace
Pictures for the Week
The New Five Accusation
The Poop to Chin Moment
Pictures for the Week
The Mattress
Busines
My Red Meat
Compromise
Two Hard to
Describe Annoying Things
New
Restaurant WTF
Pictures for
the Week
Paparazzi
Temptation
Middle Seat
Pressure Point
Pictures for
the Week
To Cord or
Not to Cord
*Removed
Post
The Ghost Dog
Inn
Knit Hat
Dilemma Redux
Boob Flash
Token
New Unmanly
High
Microsoft
Pisses Me Off... Again!
Glaring at
the Glare
Pictures for
the Week
Pumpkin and
Poop
A Quick
Stroll Through Sketchyville
Just for Men
Attempt
Roscoe's
A-hole Nemesis
Sun
Replacement Recommendation
The Lighting
of the Gossip Switchboard
My Gym
Workout
Pictures for
the Week
The Teddy
Saga
The Official
End of the CD Road
The Clean
Dog, Dirty Rain Dilemma
Finally Mac
Time?
Not a Dude?
Not a Yo?
Pictures for
the Week
Four Thought
Things
Thanks Y'all
for 2007!
Tipping
Points
Yellow Pages!
Give it up!
The Knit Hat
Dilemma
The 4AM $100
Yeller
Electro-Protectos vs' Non-Electro-Protectos
Dear
Blackberry User,
Netflix's
Last Stand
Night Out
Fight In
The Ghost of
Wedding Past
My
Thanksgiving Thing
Not Homeless
But Beerless
Roscoe Adopts
Piglet
Seeing Van
Halen
Remotes and
Ghosts
Thanks to Ovation
(+ strike pics)
The Cancelled
Battle **
Twenty
Thoughts Thing
The
Barbershop Guys Laugh at Me
Pictures
for the Week
I Don't Want
to Talk to Your Kid!
...about the
cleavage
All Mental with
the Dust Remover
In Praise of the
MuVo
Pictures for the
Week
Quick Story: The
Dog Park Pee Incident
The Lost Days of
Porn Innocence
The Mold of
Old
Pictures for the
Week
An Open Letter to
Roscoe...
The Tooth
Hunters
Stock Symbol:
ASS
Couldn't Deny It.
Supplied It.
To Pay or Not to
Pay...
The
Mindless
Multi-tasker
Directional
Guilt
Worst. Car.
Ever.
The Staggeringly
Frustrating Automated System of Time Warner Cable
Coasting Through
Security
The Wallet
Disaster (+pics)
The Friendly Dog
Owner Nod
A Crash Course in
Pee Wee
The Coney Island
Win (+pics!)
Lunch Lick
Question
Not a Happy
Camper
Full summer blog archive July and August
The Comfort of
Commercials
Stroller Dog
Chicken
The Ruins Broke My
Slump
Pictures From Last
Week!
Croc Wearing
Douchebag*
In Defense of
'Todd'
Way Too Wordy
Update (*now with extra words)!
Almost
Home
Sweaty on the
Head
The Epstein's Perv
Pictures for the
Week
Concert Scar
Flashback
Lost My Shirt(s)
in LA
Wacky Headspinny
New Film Dream
A Rat, a Lizard,
and a Duchovny
Venice Beach
Pictures!
First Celeb
Sighting
Just Do It!
(later)
Best Buy Busted
Pictures for the
Week (CA)
Willy the
Goat
Late Boyfriend
Info
Pictures for the
Day
Hans Roscoe and
Boba Feet
Party People in
the House
Why Dogs Are Dumb
(or Smart)
Stuff I Decided
Not to Write About
Three City
Stories
Flying Roscoe
Final
Succumbed to Body
Wash
The (Not-So) Great
Roscoe Debate
Watermelon
Junky
Two Nights in
Second Life
The Great and
Fortunate Wind
Coining
Disappointment II
Parking Garage
Stuntman Action
Assault of the
Springtime Do-Gooders
Pictures for the
Week
The Seven Feelings
About Bathroom Attendants
Bugging Out with
Poison
An Open Letter to
Microsoft
Praying in the
Backseat with Tim
Walked Far, Saw
Signs, Lied to Cop
Middle Finger
Fixation
Coolio Calling
China
Man/Dog
Comparison
Check Split =
Friendship Split?
Roscoe
Cleptoe
Double Kiss
Diatribe
The Phantom
Phone
Dog Dream
Afternoon
Can't Stop the New
York Times
WTF w/ MySpace
Anyway
Pictures for the
Week
Closing Home for
Good
Mr. Teitel's Good
Call
Boring for
Boredom
Phone Trust
Obsession
Read My
Diary
The Truth About
Jake
Mofo Dog Bootie
Braggart
Hello
Snubbers
Old Problem with
Old Movies
Robot the
Dick
Red Wine, White
Couch
Mellow Monster
Scare
Mac-ovah's
Witnesses
Laughing at
Letterman
Dog Cavity and
Magazine Mistrust
Pictures for the
Week
Best Job
Ever
Taking a Stand on
Standing in Line
Groundhog Day
Stunner
00's Ripped Jeans
Cuffs
What Did I Do to
Deserve That?
Olive
Revelation
Mo Pho Phone
Woe
The Mystery of the
Unloved Restaurant
Mister at the
Urinal
Boxing the Art
World
Lie Old. Apology
New.
The Last
Roommates
Pictures for the
Week
My Dog
Wife
Anti-Sweater
Attitude
Knick
Night
Winning the Don
Mattingly
Messing with "The
Secret"
Pictures for the
Week
When Being Good
Sucks
Not Writing at
Starbucks
Yawning for the
Truth
Almost Unsolved
Mystery-ed Myself
Camera
Conundrummer
Who's Buying the
Other DVDs Anyway?
Kids Have
Cooties
Online Wedding
Registry Grrrr
For the Love of
Burlesque
Roscoe's Reverse
Sneezing
The Muffin Dollar
Dilemma
Not Meeting Parker
Posey
The 101 in Under
15
Happy 5th
Anniversary to this Website
Still An Hour
Ahead
Missing Shelley
Duvalls
Memory Trigger
from Deng Dairy #63
Roscoe's Friday
Controlling
Complaining
Presenting
Adam
Sticky Charity
Advice
What Are You Doing
on Friday?
The Lone
Stranger
Roscoe's Gutter
Catch
Pictures for the
Week
Long Table Dinner
Conversation Airball
How I Drive
Someone to the Airport (+Orchard Pics)
What's Up with
Music Anyway?
Humpity Hump
Reversal
T-M-I
R-A-T
Pictures for the
Week
The New Rebate
Scam
Late Night Pee
Wilding
My 9/11
Day
Aerosmith Beat
Down
Mud Wrestling for
Alpha Dog
Like
Intervention
Long Overdue
Apology to Uncle Lai's Smorgasbord
Roscoe Notes
II
Voicemail
Pounding
Can I Wear Plastic
Clogs?
Fingerbutt
Thoughts
Tuna Roulette
Communication
Breakdown
Pictures for the
Week
Roscoe Doody
Freakout
Bachelor
Rights
Pathetic AOL Robot
Calls
Sweaty Spiderman
Dunce
Dorky
McSlipsteen
Wrong Shirt, Wrong
Time
Lightning Strike
Strucked
The Saga of
MepWars
Noticing
Knobs
Random Pics and
Stuff
The Laundry Lounge
Affair
Dog Dad
Hero
Answering for
Victoria
Change Jar
Jackpot
World Cup
Shmuck
My
IM Door
Closes
Spidey Night
Yawner
Book
Slumping
Hat Hope Hip
Hopped
Pictures for the
Week
Top Secret
Announcement All Unsecretitized!
The Key to Being a
Jerk
Roscoe's Bad
Influence
Fred Misses the
Arrival
Oregano,
Plutonium, and Chester A. Arthur
Dear Cereal
Producers of the United States of America,
Umbrella
Payback
Roscoe
Notes
Eyeglasses
Crashes
What's Going
On?!
Pentagon Paranoia
Parade
The Day
Shift
So and
Sew
Rainy Day
Painting
Curb Your
Confusiasm
Ions and
Allergies
Major Poop
Night
Pictures for the
Week!
Screwed with Well
Enough
Roscoe's Roof
Ruckus
Faker
Raker
The Fancy
Goat
Considering
Cheers
Vicarious Bad
Haircut
The 5-Second
Pigeon Story
Pics for the Week
+ story
Shallow Charity
Reality
Drive-By Guerilla
Marketing?
The Sock Vacuum
Mystery
Tai-Chi
Dick?
Geek Gloves:
Patent Not Pending
Stupid Computer,
Stupid Me
5AM Wake-Up
Blerp
Medium is the New
Medium Rare
Random Roscoe
Report
Amazonian
Dilemma
Excel
Exsucks!
Blizzard
Pics
ISEEA IKEA
IDIOT
Sneaky Sneezy and
Scaldy
Frustrated Good
Samaritan
Tab Energy
Experiencelessness
Pictures for the
Week
Bye Bye Best Friend
(dont' worry.
nothing bad)
Art School Error
Doggone Cab
Ride
Badge Happy
Copper
The Shower Drain
Situation
The Wire
Nest
Thanks Y'all for
2005!
Pictures for the
Week
Morning Strike
Theory
When the Gym Went
Bad
Forking Knives and
Spoons
Insecure
Flyby
Roscoe 911
Chasing Chase
The Golden
Bookstore Job
Mysterious Bed
Accident
Lebanese Loop
Bastardos!
Toilet
Snuggler
Thanksgiving
Parade Pics
Brooklyn, Long
Island?
Sorta Kinda News
Scoop
The Lady on the
Stairs
The Lottery
Deal
Knock-Off Water
Arrives
Ghostbusterdog?
Absent Minded
Weekend
Toasted Bagel
Mystery
Four Year
Anniversary and FAQs
Halloween
Pics!
How Long is Stuff
Good for Anyway?
Hearing
Electronics
Yelly Umbrella
Jerk
Announcement Type
Thing
The New
Show
Pictures for the
Week
Shepard Dream,
Selfish Girl
I Like Chef
Boyardee
Flip Flopping in
the Rain
F**k Off,
Quicktime!
Fell Down the
Stairs and Almost Broke My Friggin Head
Pictures for This
Week
An Open Letter to
Sting and David Byrne
Chinese Delivery
Fiasco
Kashi Makes Me
Farti
The Barber of
Smellville
Five (to seven)
Times Angry at a Can of Pineapple
Taken for a
Ride
TV Show, You Have
Been Chosen!
Tai Chi Man vs'
The 4-Year Old Girl
Goofy Jogging Couple
Retrieving at Dog
Park
Tag Sale and/or
Richard Bey
Tuckie Mc Belt
Tucker
Worst Woman
2005
The "Mute"
Waiter
Photos From
Caly
Follow Your
Nose!
Unplain Plane
Story
Where's the Crazy
Dog Farm?
Attack of the
Flying Superbugs!
Triple Bald
Soul
My Dog Pees Like a
Girl
The Russian Taxi
Driver's Story
Valet
Jerk
Colander Mystery
Solved!
Dude, Where's My
Colander?
An Open Letter to
Marino's Italian Ice*
In Search of
Brittney Dirtor
Pics from the
Weekend
My Date with
Betty
Soprano
Scoop!*
The 411 on Gross
Cingular Receipts
Spiral Induced
Panic
Curse
Wordsworth
Friendly
Neighborhood Chalkman
Scary Men's
Fashion Creepazoid
Roscoe's
Escape
My Journeys to the
Land of the Dreamery
Waterballoon
Wimpout
The Decieved
Tatt
Dog Dressup
Question
Backup
Brag
Mr. No-Front Teeth
Was Right!
Pictures for the
Week
Good Boy'd the
Operator
Gonorrhea Man
About Town
Buggin' on the
G
Traffic Superhero
I Ain't
What Happened to
Zucchini?
Paranerd
Conspiracy Theory
Dog Park Outing
Crazy Speed
Walker
Bombed at the
Vet
The Boy Who Cried
Party
Roscoe's
Breakout
Pretend Rich
Guy
Tone
Loco
A Tale Told by an
Idiot, Full of Sound and Fury,
Digitizing
Nothing
Col-lage from the
Gar-bage
Puppy Mouth
Gambling
Shoot the
Freak
Pictures for the
Week
The Un-Great NYC
Water Push
ALERT: American
Idol Scam!
Roscoe
Report
Update in
General
AOL Instant
Messenger is Dumb
Car Stoled
Story
Don't Know How To
Buy Jeans Anymore
Sleep
Cleaner
Dog Toy
Terribleness
Total Recall
Recall
Poopyhead
Robot Rant
Puppy Lives Here
Now
Pics for the
Week
Punished for Email
Hoard
Why Not Buy Used
Forks on eBay?
Fidgety
Punishment-y
Bad CVS Pit
Stop
Thinking of
Razvon
Weekend
Pictures
Remote
Chance
Pictures For the
Week
Quick Mystery of
the Gross Stuff on my Fridge Handle
Windows Key
Pop
Why T-Mobile is
Dumb
Literary
Illiterate Disadvantage
Slobby Friend on
Thin Ice
Axe Ad
Awe
Moldy Memory
Lane
Dope Charge.
Verdict: Guilty
Jury Duty
Doings*
Unbraced for
Impact
Subway Ranter
Scare +
Pictures for the
Week
Plumber
Time
Cupcake in my
Mailbox
Under Umbrella
Overthink
Some Gates
Pictures
Turtleneck
Twins
Freezer
Psycho
Crazy
Artist's
The Pigeons of
Grand Central
Slipperman From
The Future
Griddled
Bellend
The One Armed
Archer
Good Digital Citizen Fading
Old TV
Addict
Von Gone
Wrong
Crash Ripple
Wonderment
Jerky Prank
Answerer
Pancake
Breakup
Here Comes The
Glasses
Clarinet Guy
Dilemma (+ pics)
For
'04
The Handsock
Rag®
Cursed By The Gods
of Phone
Weekly
Pics
Hacker Help
Wanted
Oblivioids and
Dickazoids*
Unmanly Man
Me
Blockbuster
Bustedness
Vacuum Woes
Me
An Odd Question
(+bonus story)
Bird Racket
Weirdness
G Replaces F
(?)
Scientology Exposé
Flop
Stubble
Changes
Flower Guy Money
Factor
The Swedish
Taste
Marathon Pics and
a Swan
25 Year Past
Blast (+
apology)
iPod
Backpeddler
iPlod
Plod
Vacation
Rethinked
Buncho
Photos
Halloween
1983
Unsimply Saying
Hello
Some Pictures This
Week
The Best Tuna of
All Tuna Announced!
Russian Computer
Guy
Microsoft's Killer
App
Evaporation or
Mustard Gnomes?
Healthcare
Runaround
Pikchas for this
Week
Drug Store
Story
Tailed A Blind
Person
Nothing to Write
About
Grape Nuts
Confusion
I'm Sick of You
and The American People
Burlesque Girls
and Senator Chuck Schumer
Helicopter
Rumblings and Corporate Shenanigans
Best Tuna of All
Tuna Contest Update
Jamming Subway
Perv
Bug Drawer
Bugging
Receipt Force
Rant
Dumb Camera Better
For Dumb Me
Nerdly Ghost in
the Machine
BumbleBee
Conspiracy Theory!
More
Pictures!
Bird Here
Now (update
2)
Pictures This
Week
Quest for the Best
Tuna of All Tuna
Outside
Worldly
Adult Swim
Downtime
Wonton
Misinterpretation
Ashamed of my
D&D-ing
Tuna Fish
Fallout
iImpressed
Rainy Day
Pictures
Shower
Spaz
Local System
Outrage!
Bad Bathroom
Business
Mini
Adventure
Avoided Punchy and
Got Niece
Police Station
Outing
TV
Development
Survey
Stunner
Subway
Gripes
Casual Crime,
Casual Reaction
Conductors
Conducting Mood
Baba's
Blankee
Chivalrous
Confusion
Superhero in
Train-ing
A Mr. Deng Fix
Somewhat
Disturbing New Talent
Downgrading Upgrades
Confronting the
Nut
iStatic!
Nephews
6th
Sad Subway
Story
The
Stain-Maker
Naked Mattress
Flipper
Nightmare Causes
Mask Purchase
What's Happening
Computer Override
Sat with Saturday
Night Live Chicks
Colorblind
Nephew
Subway
Series
Roach in the
Cab
Omelet
Error
Taxi
Bike
Red Radio
Spiders
Reeve
Guilt
Olestra Warning
Removal Information
Mother's Day
Day-o
F
Claritin
Sneezy Handshake
Brain Argument
Pictures for the
Week 4/25
Mad At The Window
People
Marketing In
Iraq
Jerk Thief From
Years Ago
TiVo
Review
Birkenstocks: Yay
or Nay?
Neighborhood
Sunday Serenade
Late Night
eBaying
Ou est Mon
Langùagê Other?
Car Screech
Sobering
Coincidentalityness
The Credit Card
Reset
Three Bar
Flies
Summer Camp
Admissions (#1 and #2)
Trick Chair's Swan
Song
Subway Shover
Strategery
Over Underarm
Roulette
Corneater
Curbtripper
The Dr. Pepper Pistachio
Splosion
Coolio Prince
Story
Still
Stupid
FRICKIN
EW!
Supported Criminal
Activity
Post Office
Loudness
Road Runner's
Revenge
Atomically
Stupid
iAppled
Dang
Mothra!
Unreal Grownup
Geek
Mad at Garbagey
Ads Thrown All Over
What's
Happening!
Summer Business
Story/Dried Apricots and Banana Chip Evening
Argument for
Piracy
Gene Gene's New
Destiny
Bad
Jeans
Knowing Gross
Stuff
The Power of the
Cancel
Big Loud
Drilling
Jarring
Realization
Danger
Dogs
Car Smashee
History
Road Runner
Update
The Knucklecracker
Sweet
Politically
Stumped
Me See Pee Left
for Me
Vegetation
Proclamation
The Safety
Hazard
Awkward Moment at
the Garbage Truck
Toe
Intro
Old
Unfaithful
Thanks Y'all for
2003!
Subway Stress
Savior
Help Me "Correct"
Road Runner Please
Thought About The Sprayers
Today
ATM
Meandering
Proud
Dorky
Cuballed
Present
Flop
Mystery Safe Place
(plus bonus surprise phone call!) Follow-Up
The Truth About
the Bread
All Natural? All
Right?
Mourning My
Morning Pants
Plumbing Tip
102
Diddy For A
Night
4
Mile
Pot
Smoker
Whirlwind Affair
with Pomegranates
Almost Ate a
Bug
Tiffany's
Balls
License to
Dork
The Red
Moon
Garbage Day
Mystery
Teletubby Sugar
Scene
Chicks Love
Target
Fantastik
Stinger
Outed as Being
Out
Sorta Scared of
New Milk
One Friggin
Kick
2Xtreme Head-Back
Ache
Yankees and Red
Sox (retraction)
Guilty By
Subscription
Danger
Shelves
Neighborhood
Changes
Belted Robe
Shame
Bad Supermarket
Outing
Musically
Declined
Squealers
Squealed
Another Boss From
Hell Story
...and baby makes
seven.
Wallet Hide and
Seek
Monkey
Calls
Caught in the Wake
of the Boot-ay Supreme
The Luck of the
Snort
What's Happening
Update-isimo
Snoozy
Cancellation
The Senator
Departs
Doo Doo Boo
Boo
Jinxed Up, Screwed
Up, Messed Up
Relying on Not
Planning
Shoe Situation and
Invisibility
Sex Pistols Back
Out
Plumbing Tip
101
The Oh So Nice
Blackout of 2003
WTC Postcard
Hello
Took A Walk for
Take Out
Mixing Up This and
That then the Plants Died
Honest Citizen at
the Subway
Paintball
Warrior
Wrong Number
Punishment
The Great Pringles
Robbery
Iced Coff-ay
Assault
Sucky
Posture
Spelling
Utensils
T-Shirt House
Cleaning
Dumpling
Dilemma
A Dating
Story
Waxing About Ear
Wax
Please Bringy
Ringy Ring
Head
Weights
The Truth About
Smacks
Being a
Sweater
What's Happening
Update
Chinese Food
Override Alterego
Growing Weeds and
Watermelon
Saturday Night
With the Dylans
eBay
Phone-ay
Meatloaf
Meathead
Keys?
Please?
Dumbing Out at the
Airport
Satellite Brain
Fix
People in Glass
Rooms...
Travel
Tales
Corning, Peeping and Pudding
Missed
Insta-Revenge Opportunity
Cop Car Criminal
Commotion
Hair
Prayer
Mad at
Charms
Book Signing Thing
and Stuff
Error at
Short
Chopstick
Grammar
(Probably Dumb)
Theory About Optometry
Guess
What?
Electronic
Wasteland
Bug Hunt
Conflict
Needle
Needling
eBay VCR
Fiasco
My Boss From
Hell
Underwear
Lesson
Daylight Savings
Sleep Day
Triple
Trip
Seeing Through
Smudges
Subway Soccer
Misunderstanding
Nephew
Hello-ing
The Infomercial's
Revenge
Funny for Nerds
Only (maybe)
Big
Boom!
Sloth-Like
Reflexes at the Deli
I Saw Ethan
Hawke
The Goop on the
Platform
Caught Looking
Crazy
Bad Night's
Sleep
Hermit Crab
Scare
Mystery in the
Liner
Bad Uncle-ing on
the Runaway Sled
Late Night
Mackin
Rooned My Favorite
Plate
Out to
Lunch
Bad Plant
Dad
Beautiful Song
Stuck in My Head
Me at the
OTB
The Mysterious
Strong Hair
Freaked in the
Middle of the Night
Ignoring the
Monkey
Stuck When
Something Stuck in Teeth
Jake's the
Liar
Thanks Y'all for
2002
Not Alot of What's
Happening Happenings
Sundance Dance
Fever
Some Mean Kid Hit
Me with a Snowball
The Spaghetti
Incident
The $40,000
Elephant
Printer Cartridge
Junkie
Caught Too Far
From Football
Coff-ay Overflow
Type Situation
Touchabubbles
Terrorist Threat
Scammy Scam
Scammers
'Fixed' My Scanner
the Old Fashioned Way
Yoga
Embarrassment
Uncle Day in
NYC
My Book
Report
Bought a Painting
off a Cabbie
Straggled Out to
Watch the Stragglers
Stranger Neighbors
Cook
Corporate Black
Holes
Simply Can't
Follow Instructions
Homing in on my
Stupid Cordless Phone
Winged Monkey
#3
Computer Bad for
My ADD
Cleaned Up Like
Crazy
Meeting Crazy Joe
on the Subway
I Like
Gorilla
Spelling Alot
Wrong
Bad Flea Market
Shopper
Getting
Organized
Missing My
Zappy
New Life
Form?
Thinking About
Crying
Over The Age
Limit
Rainy Day
Today
Crazy Daring Me to
do Stuff
Eulogy for Dr.
Z
Hermit Crabs (Day
2)
Family
Trip
Messed Up Cup O
Noodles
Caught Looking at
Boobs
Selfish with
Pastrami
Educational-Catch
Up
Got
Flies?
Kicking the Health
Kick
Goatee Guy
Experience
*Apology to My
Neighbor(s)
Reading Glamour
Magazine
Walking Down the
Street with a Big Box on Top of my Head
Thinking About a
Pet
Showerhead
Issues
The Struggle to
Get to Zero
Being the Weird
Uncle
Forgetting to
Remember Stuff
Elf Up! Evil
Spam!
Sucker for New
Stuff
My Mouse Gotta
Go
Cooties
Stubbed My Toe and
Cereal Disaster
Airport Security
and Maine
My Whole Hair
Story
Cardboard and
Dinner
No Sense of
Direction
My Department of
Labor Hearing
Dreaming of Modern
Appliances
Missing Subway and
Wondering About My Feet
People on
Probation Calling
The Today
Show
Mail
Mess
Mouse in the
House
Locked Out with
Hammer
Moved. Now Mail
Missing
Double Whammy
Corporate Style
First
Message
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