Gangsta Rapper Sale Fail

So yesterday I was walking around in Times Square and this gangsta rapper looking guy walks up to me with a stack of CDs in his hand. He hands one to me and I took it assuming it was a promo of sorts. The CD cover had a goldplated logo with diamonds (I don't remember the name unfortunately. It had number in it and Z or whatever). The guy on the cover was holding a gold gun. The rapper guy told me it was a signed edition and only eight dollars. I apologized and handed it back to him. He didn't take it and told me it was now only five dollars. I again apologized and told him I couldn't.

Then he said, 'Let me hit you with a little freestyle taste....' I guess he was offering a free rap sample. And it felt like an offer I couldn't refuse. The guy holds one finger to his ear and listens to a beat in his head and goes... Uh... Uh... Uh... (that Uh... Uh... windup before a rapper freestyles it). I don't remember the exact rap but he spitted out a rhyme that sounded like:

Gangsta come-atcha!
Never will capt-cha!
Raptcha come-atcha....
Uh!

I could see he sort of tripped up on the lyrics and went back to the Uh... Uh... Uh... I was like, 'Is this guy like choking on the spot?'

Then he started the same rap over again.

Gangsta come-atcha!
Never will capt-cha!
Keep you in rapt-cha!
Cause I... snap-cha... up...

Then he went back to the Uh... Uh... Uh....

I was sort of stunned standing there with the disc in my hand not knowing what to think. I didn't know how to react. His freestyle sucked. It felt like any face I made would be the wrong face. I just froze up. After he went through a prolonged Uh... uh... uh... session-- he apologized for hitting me up with the 'new stuff too soon'. And he took the disc back from me and walked away.

Sad moment-- but I was kind of impressed that he was an honorable gangsta rapper because that freestyle was certainly not sale worthy. But in retrospect I kind of wish I still bought the disc-- because I am now curious what's on the friggin thing.

Uh!

ok bye!

tOdd
 

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