FRIDAY'S KIDDERS!

Did you, your kid, or someone else's kid say something way embarrassing or stupid stuff by accident? Type it up and send it in!

Here's the first few!

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I got a story about my son who said something about someone not too them, but it is really funny.  So here it is.  He was about 3 at the time.  We were in the post office and there was a huge line.  So we get in line behind the really large lady.  Her calves were bigger than my thighs even up on the meatiest part of them.  So he just stands there and STARES at her legs, not moving or saying a word.  This goes on for about a minute. By this time there are now people in line behind me, with 2 college kids right behind me. 

All of the sudden my son looks up at me and says (really loud)  "wow mom she has really big legs!!"  I couldn't believe it, I wanted the floor to swallow me up.  Of course the kids behind me started laughing like crazy, and the poor women just kinda flinched when he said it, but she never turned around.  So then I had to wait in line for about ten minutes behind her, while my son kept asking "why won't you talk about her legs?"  Any way that's the first story that came to mind.  Love the site keep up the good work. 

Heather in SC

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My 3-year-old said to one of my friends, "you have a big tummy!"  She has a
one-year-old.

My 5-year-old said to my grandfather, "you're so old; you're going to die
soon."

Anyone seen a hole around here?  I need to crawl in.
-DQ

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Hi Todd,

One of my family's favorites:
When my aunt was around 4 years old, her mom took her to visit some neighbors.  The lady offered my aunt a cookie during the visit.  My aunt had trouble biting it, then took it, looked at it a minute or two then held it up to the lady and said in a loud puzzled voice "rock?"

Another funny one although not a little kid... I was managing a candy shop that hired a lot of young teenagers in the summer.  We had a lot of regular customers and one day one of them was chatting with one of the girls we had hired that summer.  The the customer commented on how nice and friendly all of the staff were.   Our staff member without missing a beat said in a bright voice..."oh, they force us to be nice here!"
I laughed so hard i fell over. 

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