Monday's ANNOYANCES!

You're annoyed! Vent! Then relax. Send em here!
Also if you are annoyed at a previous annoyance please include the link to the page to the other annoyance.

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I get annoyed when I see people throw their cigarette butts out their car windows. What’s up with that? Why not use your ashtray?!? Oh, I know, it’s because you have your keys in there, or you use it as a change drawer. Quit throwing your butts out the window.

I got mildly annoyed when I wrote a great Boss from Hell story and the Odd one changed the Friday column to Internet stuff…….geez………..

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"Danger Blake" http://oddtodd.com/annoy32.html
 
The next time you complain about the military, I will be happy to fly your happy ass over to Iraq to meet REAL war heroes. They will spank you sideways and silly and not send you back to highschool shooting BB guns, they will send you back to the whom to where you picked your nose for 9 months. They would so 'out-hardcore' you they will make Chuck Norris look like a dancing sissy in a pink tu-tu.
 
The last thing our guys need are dweebs like you basically saying they are too incompetent to fight a war unless they have their guns which shoot real bullets. So from what I have gathered you are basically saying that people in the armed services are dumb as rocks but they have a gun they can point at people. I just had a great idea! Scrape up $5, go to your video store and rent "Tears Of The Sun" Then you will see how REAL military people of our day handle things like the African Conflict and aren't just equipped with guns... and I forgot to add... most of the movie is on a hill (*gasp!*).
 
So, you want to fly huh? Let me get this straight...  "Another thing, I just want to join the military to fly, not to
kill. And the whole "no sales tax" thing". That is one of the dumbest statements I have ever heard! Let me dumb this down for  you. Its like saying you want to buy a gun and have no intention to use but you will give to somebody else to shoot it. PUH-LEEZE!!!!!!!!!!  You do realise you would be contribtuing to killing people right? However, there is a great alternative called the Aviation Industry. You can join them and fly all you want and spend all day while squawking "Thank you for choosing Com Air-Delta!" and getting paid decently to do it. At least you will be hitting birds instead of missiles.
 
I'm done with the ownage... I could go on all day. If you are going to play with the big dogs on an adult sight like this, please spare us of you idiotic, biased, military opinions and or ill support.
 
Btw, be assured that I wont be the only one replying to the dumb dumb statement you have made... I guarantee you've opened up an uber big can of worms.
 
Grow up kid, the real world is not a playground with BB guns. <---- That is a good piece of advice... I would advise you take it too.
 
Charlton B
 

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A previous poster mentioned Kirstie Alley [http://www.oddtodd.com/annoy32.html].  I wouldn’t necessarily say she personally is annoying [although she is in the commercials], as she’s an actress and doing what she’s told by the director…But the whole marketing campaign for Jenny Craig, although a good program to help folks eat healthy, is blowing past the ‘tad demeaning’ line and into the realm of yeah, that’s pretty annoying and rude.  Are people who were really overweight [and you can tell how much if you go back and watch “Look Who’s Talking” or the movie where Kirstie plays the Tooth Fairy] and then lose it that smug?  I’d like to lose some weight, but I’d rather not be that smug when I get where I want to be.  And as for every other diet/diet pill/exercise machine commercial, once I lose weight, am I then required to dress like someone who makes good money standing on the corner?  Maybe it’s along the same lines that if you go to the hair club for men, you then have to take up water sports to show off your secure new ‘do’.

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Why do guys refer to their testicles as "balls" when something good's
happening to them, and "nuts" when something bad is happening?

Gets on my nerves...

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